For Ada, Ann, Maria, and all you other female Klops who no doubt agree with Ada, here are some absolute truths concerning men and women:
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need because it's on sale.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
5. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Lovingly,
Cleve
4 comments:
Hmmmmm . . . Those thoughts were all cute BUT I must take issue with the one about the woman deteriorating during the night! But if that were to happen it would probably due to lack of sleep because her husband pulled the covers off her and then snored all night!! Now, since I don't deterioriate, I'm just assuming that might be the cause of any deterioration.
Oh Dave's fellow state workers will get a kick out of this! As far as doing jobs, when I ask Dave what I can do to help, he always answers, "Just get out of the way!" Which of course I am happy to do!
If a woman sends her husband to the store for a pack of size 3 diapers, a bunch of bananas, and a gallon of milk, he will come home with 3 packs of diapers in varying sizes and a banana cream pie, but he will do so in under ten minutes. If she sends him for each item separately, he'd get all the items correct and still be done in 30 minutes.
If the woman goes herself, she will come home with a pack of size 3 diapers, a bunch of bananas, a gallon of milk, some makeup (on clearance), Cheerios (they're out), Poptarts (the kids deserve a treat), a princess headband (it's cute), chicken (for tomorrow's supper), creamer (marked down), and the latest issue of People magazine. She, of course, has to compare prices and brands, chat with anyone she knows, and maybe even get herself a snack at the deli, so while she accurately gets what she needs plus some, it takes 2 hours.
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