More profound questions

• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  
• Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
  
• Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
  
• Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
  
• Why is it that when a person tells you there are over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Love to all,
Cathy