- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
- Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
- Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
- Why is it that when a person tells you there are over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Love to all,
Cathy
Funny!
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