I kinda liked Aunt Ada’s clever quotes awhile back on this Blog. For the sake of a new Post, I’m posting a few of my favorites, some of which I’ve found amazingly true.
(Safety Disclaimer: Not all are true for me and/or Kathleen!)
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting she won’t change, but she does.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Hmmm. Not sure about women deteriorating during the night, but at least you realize that we always have the last word!!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing about the deterioration!!!
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